there’s nothing in the poorly-translated rules that came with this dollar store chess set about this, and I’m afraid here I must defer to the authority of my friend the poorly-translated dollar store chess set

From: Dinosaur Comics

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March 22nd, 2012: Are you aware you can purchase THE VERY BEST WORDS FROM DINOSAUR COMICS and put them all over your fridge, poetry style? Look I know you probably had other uses in mind for your money but sometimes there are EMERGENCIES.

– Ryan