Episode 1013: Chewbachelor

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Episode 1013: Chewbachelor

Conduits are sort of the general purpose “thing” to either go wrong or to have to fix on a spaceship. You could replace an entire spaceship combat hit location table with the following:

d% Location
1-100 Conduit

It’d be just as effective. Or for bonus points add the following:

d% Conduit type
1-4 Antimatter
5-8 Baryon
9-12 Entropy
13-16 Ferrofluid
17-20 Flux
21-24 Heisenfram
25-28 Hydraulic
29-32 Hydrocolloid
33-36 Hyperfluid
37-40 Intermix
41-44 Laser
45-48 Liquid helium
49-52 Liquid sodium
53-56 Microwave
57-60 Neutrino
61-64 Neutron beam
65-68 Non-Newtonian fluid
69-72 Phlebotinum
73-76 Plasma
77-80 Quasi-crystal
81-84 Steam
85-88 Superfluid
89-92 Tachyon
93-96 Vortex
97-100 Wavelet