Episode 1204: Base Invasion for Dummies

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Episode 1204: Base Invasion for Dummies

Ventriloquism is one of those skills that virtually nobody knows in real life, but which every second rogue and rascal knows in a roleplaying game.

If the real world had a similar skill distribution to your average game world, then half the people you meet on the street would be able to climb a sheer wall to get to the roof of a three storey building, sneak past a sleeping guard dog without waking it, and crack a safe within 30 seconds.

(And the other half would be able to throw explosive balls of fire from their bare hands.)