Shampoo’s “We Don’t Care” is my current jam.

How many Germans does it take to change a light bulb?

One: they are efficient and don’t have a sense of humour.

Nine and a half hour drive back from York, those red weather warnings are justified.

What’s 300x50x30 cubits in metric?

Also: Where can I buy gopher wood?

Asking for a friend.

Are we sure this new Google logo isn’t just their most elaborate “doodle” yet?